After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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