I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I love you. Go after that dick
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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