i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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