I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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