Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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