i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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