People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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