Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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