i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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