I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
