so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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