okay pat passed out under dana's car
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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