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operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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