Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
