no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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