Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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