I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
