i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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