dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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