Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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