Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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