Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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