Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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