they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Randomize
