I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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