Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
