My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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