Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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