Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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