HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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