3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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