If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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