I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Blood and glitter go together right?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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