So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I AM VODKA MAN
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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