shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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