OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I am available for nakedness
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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