Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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