you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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