Too much gin, very little bucket
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
