walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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