i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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