Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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