How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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