I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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