Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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