Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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