Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I think I won the penis lottery.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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