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Puke
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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