Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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