my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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