Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
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This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just gift wrapped bread.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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