I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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