You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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