Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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