You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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