the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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