He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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